So I went on a pseudo-date. There was a boy, there was a girl (the whole shebang).
These are some of my favourite quotes from the gentleman in question directed at yours truly
throughout the evening.
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1. You're a downer.
2. I wish I'd never met you.
3. You remind me of my mother and sister.
4. Oh yeah, I smoked heroin.
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My heart is a-flutter.
