Memorable Weekend Quotes.

"So I heard a car alarm go off, and I thought, yeah you know, that's cool, but when's the bass gonna kick in."

"People. People people people people."

"From this joint on..."
"But what's the joint?"
"You're missing the joint."
"You make a good joint."
"Joint me in the right direction."
"But what's your joint?"
"Passed the joint of no return."
"We're 23 joints ahead." 
"I don't see your joint."
"It's jointless."