This Morning I Realised.

I hate Bob Dylan's voice.
So much.
It drones, and wanes and WAILS.
It ball-drags.
Like chalk on my soul.
Up and down and up and down and up and down again.
Screeching as I try to enjoy my morning smoke.
Up and down and up and down and up and down again.

I hate Bob Dylan's voice.

I hate it.

- My dear friend Lauren on a Monday morning