LUUUUUUDAAA.

You know what? I like Ludacris. I like his smooth skin and elongated face. I like his classics such as 'Everybody Drunk' and 'Sex Room'. I like his strong, sexy voice. I like the way he's papered his twitter page with huge photos of his face and a bottle of what I can only guess is liquor, in what I have to believe is some sort of promotional parody. I like that his real name is Christopher Brian Bridges. I like his encouraging tweets, such as:

"Don’t be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so."

and

"A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and your life."

but especially

"My Chef just made a macaroni & cheese baked beaned steak hot dog with barbecue sauce!!"

and not forgetting

"Wet Willies Miami Beach!!!!!!!!!"

I like how he called his one album 'Word of Mouf' and even more so how he called another 'Chicken-n-Beer'. I like how he's never acted in any movie that I could or would ever remember. I like how he's not Kanye West.

I like this album cover:

And I like this picture of him with an afro entitled 'Snacks and Shit'.

I EVEN LIKE THAT HE SANG WITH JUSTIN BIEBER.

But I especially like how much material I had for this blog post when I was just going to say, "You know what? I like Ludacris" and be done with it.

LUDACRIS FOR LIFE!