Memorable Quotes of the Weekend.

"I used to party surprise people, often with a bit of a split."

"Splitting on things."

"I just need to lose this holiday weight... From the last seventeen holidays."

"You're the one... I met first."

 "Excess in moderation."

I read until the character's problems are bigger than my own. 
With Jonathan Franzen it takes three sentences.

Inanition.